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Wednesday 18th May 2005
People occasionally ask, "So what happened to that guy and the spicy pizza you referred to on 5th May?" Well, the freak managed to eat it. The slice represented about a sixth to an eighth of the pizza, and it took him twenty minutes to eat that tiny little slice. During this twenty minutes there were many requests for water (wrong - you want milk, yoghurt or similar), much sweating and the apparent endurance of what can't have been a small amount of pain. But, yeah . . . as I say, the freak ate it. M**** was most annoyed. Still, the journey from mouth, through the digestive system, and out again . . . well, that can't have been pretty, for anyone. Unfortunately, the guy just wasn't saying.

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