Yeah, yeah, yeah. No updates here tends to mean no news. But I'll write something anyway. M****'s now on maternity leave. The other day, M**** said she saw this magpie hopping along the window ledge outside the bathroom. Yeah, right. The following day (Wednesday), she reckoned the magpie had been in the bathroom as that seemed the most likely explanation for the small scale disruption that had occurred - shaving brush was in the sink (usually firmly attached to this silverly shaving brush holder thing, itself firmly attached to the wall) and various tubes of things were on the floor or in the sink. Odd. Somehow I find it hard to imagine a dirty great big magpie in my bathroom. You probably would too, but that's probably because you have to imagine my bathroom on top of having to imagine the magpie there. That's a lot of imagining. Cool - the spell checker works. That was easy. I like that sometimes about Linux. It complains that something is missing or something ain't working, so you do a quick Google search, work out what's missing, install it and a few minutes later - problem fixed. I've needed a spell checker for ages, as you're probably all aware. Right. So where was I? Magpies in bathrooms. Yeah, so there's this magpie in my bathroom, yeah. Oh, I think I had finished that story. It wasn't very interesting anyway.

Matthew (friend from secondary school) e-mailed recently and part of his message included a link to Ange's web-site. I really don't think I know Ange. Matthew said she was at his wedding (I was at the reception), but I just don't know. I just don't know. Is it okay if a put a link here, Matthew? I enjoyed the web-site, you see.