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Saturday 2nd Jul 2005
Yes, so for those following the M**** saga . . . she gave birth this morning at about 9:38 I think it was. It was a boy . . . or at least we think it was. So, erm . . . there you go. HA! Only kidding. Still, it could have happened. I was saying to M****, though, "I should put on my web-site that you've given birth but, er, there was something wrong, so they had to take the baby away. Say, erm . . . it was completely transparent, save for its lungs . . . something like that. Well, it was twins. That was one of them. The other one was quite small, and had skin like mercury . . . quicksilver. And it spoke fluent Mandarin. They kept that one too. All very odd . . . but, hey . . . You live and learn," but I decided against doing that. Probably just as well. M**** says Archie has grown. That's a picture of him up there. Probably hard to tell whether he has grown or not. There's no frame of reference, damn it. No scale. Yeah, yeah.
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Comments received:
- Name: Sam + Jackie
- IP address: 81.179.212.134
- URL: http://www.samscam.co.uk/
- Date/time: Saturday 2nd July 2005 23:42:20
- Comment: Well you had us there! Congratulations on the non-birth of your semi-transparent-metallic-wolf-children! We are watching closely with baited breath for the real thing!!!!
- Name: jonath
- IP address: 192.168.0.1
- Date/time: Sunday 3rd July 2005 13:07:29
- Comment: I tried ringing you recently. I think I did. I left a message, then you left a message, then maybe I left another message. Hmmmm, anyway. No doubt you'll hear as soon as 'anything' happens. Meanwhile, I noticed 'quicksilver foetus zx81' returns no hits when entered into Google. We'll soon fix that.
- Name: Sam
- IP address: 81.179.212.134
- URL: www.samscam.co.uk
- Date/time: Sunday 3rd July 2005 14:45:11
- Comment: Yes... I remember being in an airport in Glasgow. The plane started out on time but then just sat there "experiencing technical difficulties" and it took me ages to get home. That was when I left the message.
- Name: Lucy
- IP address: 83.67.69.121
- Date/time: Sunday 3rd July 2005 21:36:16
- Comment: eh you lot are weird with all this fictional factional transparent or non-transparent birth or otherwise. "Quicksilver foetus zx81" returns no hits? Funny that.
- Name: Gaffer Tape
- IP address: 193.113.57.165
- Date/time: Tuesday 5th July 2005 13:55:49
- Comment: What's a microphone fit? Is it where you lie on your back and gurgle whilst twirling a microphone? Or is it a fit that the microphone itself has. Is this your fish?
- Name: jonath
- IP address: 193.113.57.161
- Date/time: Tuesday 5th July 2005 14:20:20
- Comment: Mr. Tape, you big dingbat. Your comment is the kind of craziness that I would come out with, but with genuine confusion. You're probably just trying to be funny or something. Replace the words 'fit to record' with 'suitable for the recording of'
- Name: drewbhag
- IP address: 80.195.136.195
- URL: www.notonyournelly.belm
- Date/time: Wednesday 20th July 2005 20:56:21
- Comment: you do realise you don't get out of being gay that easily...
- Name: jonath
- IP address: 192.168.0.1
- URL: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/07/22/raging.grannies.a...
- Date/time: Saturday 23rd July 2005 10:42:18
- Comment: That you, Drew? Not entirely sure what you're on about here, but thanks all the same. Good to see the word 'belm' in use still, though.
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