It's funny having a digital camera - you can take pictures of such rubbish. I went to Beer Ritz in Far Headingley this evening and bought a selection of strange beers. These are two of them. You see what I mean? I've worked out that if I drink all six bottles, it will probably be the equivalent of drinking 10-12 pints of normal beer, as these beers are all at least 8.5% ABV. The 'Delirium nocturnum' is 9% ABV. I bought another somewhere that's 14%. Scary. I also bought a 3-way ladder (as in, it can be a step-ladder, a normal ladder and ladder suitable for staircases, you see? YOU SEE?) from Wilkinson's, but that's another story. This meant two trips to Headingley - one on foot, and one on my bike. I can now climb up to the highest ceilings in my house, which is always good . . . might mean I can start removing that god-awful wood-chip wallpaper. A prize worth at least £20 to the first person to correctly identify those two books there in the picture.