Bellerophon symbol, variation 7 jonath.co.uk
Tuesday 20th Dec 2011 22:56:15
Nose, meet door frame
So, I just came out of the pantry (which is basically a kind of under-stair storage area) with a bottle of rum, got out of the pantry, turning my head to the left and - WHACK! - nose hits door frame. That hurt. I didn't really think much of it, once the pain had subsided, but then after a minute or two (if that), through my left eye, I could just make out a strange darkness on my nose. Blood. And it just kept bleeding. I think it was because that door frame had somehow lifted up a flap of skin and it couldn't quite coagulate or something. The following day (yeah, okay, I'm writing this retrospectively) I was kind of wondering if anyone would say to me, "Say, erm, what happened to your nose? You get into a fight or sumthin'?" but no such luck.

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  • Name: robert eee noles
  • IP address: 80.189.68.248
  • URL: www.islabikes.co.uk
  • Date/time: Saturday 31st December 2011 23:35:12
  • Comment: Mr Jonath,

    This story doesn't make sense. Were you still concussed at the time of writing? What is a bottom of rum? Had you drunk so much that your bottom was no longer flesh, but had become a sugarcane based alcoholic beverage? Is this a clandestine round table thing?

    I am well aware that once you've rewritten this entry my comment will no longer make sense.

    Love
    Robert
  • Name: jonath
  • IP address: 192.168.0.111
  • Date/time: Monday 2nd January 2012 22:03:06
  • Comment: Yes, your comment did make sense in the sense that I had indeed written 'bottom of rum'. Of course I've corrected it now. I'm no longer in Round Table, so maybe that was the problem - it was affecting my ability to communicate alcohol-based mishaps.

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