Enough! I don't care if he's rich - this nonsense has got to stop!

We have a visitor, 158.125.1.114, yesterday at 19:27:45 BST. Welcome. Interesting. I've never seen 158 there before. So is the server nervous-energy anything to do with Loughborough University? And why did you bother telling me that the value of HTTP_XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX is equal to XXXXXXXXXX? I really see what little use is this information, but thanks all the same. Their browser can accept shockwave-flash, ms-excel, ms-powerpoint, msword . . . yawn. I'm tired. Do you think it came up in a Google search? The Google bot is, after all, my most frequent visitor.

And I will shortly be setting up a charitable fund for the building of a laboratory. Apparently, I need 20 millions dollars . . . but me thinks such a laboratory probably already exists within university physics departments . . . or at least most of the equipment will be there. So much to do, so little time . . .

I have about 88% of the assignment now complete . . . perhaps even 91% . . . almost there . . . STAR WARS!

ooops - did I write that? (it was there for a week or two - a review I wrote for 'Spirited Away'. Grrrrr)

The image I scanned in from the back of a receipt. This damn thing followed me to Australia. I dropped it (an accident) in Dave & Gladys's study but it followed me back. God knows. The man clearly lends himself to ridicule. The other side? Of the receipt? Oh. Right. It's faded, but it seems to say 'Est Est Est Leeds' at the top. A restaurant? 31/33 East Parade. And the date . . . the date . . . No longer visible, but I can also make out 'SERVICE NOT INCLUDED' and the drinks came to eight pounds and twenty pence. Peroni. Cheesecake. Something came to 2.60, that was the Peroni and . . . erm . . . the waiter was James. But scribbled in Biro, at the top, it also says 'Har Mar Super Star' and below that '6/10/03' and then 'The Trills'. Oh, I get it now.