Where are you going with this, Ikea-boy?

Back from Matthew's wedding reception, having 'popped' into Ikea on the way back. How exciting. I bought this freaky, 'C'-shaped television stand, this huge plant that seems to be growing from some kind of coconut-esque thing, some apparently hand-blown wine glasses, picture frames, some pictures . . . blah blah blah.

How does one choose what to write in this thing anyway? I cannot tell what's important and what's mundane. Maybe the mundane things are important. Maybe the important things are or can be mundane. Can I go now?