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Wednesday 18th April 2012
A day at Edinburgh Zoo - Pandas don't dig audiences
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I think navigation computer got confused slightly by closed roads and also roads open only to buses, taxis and access. Hey, how was she to know? Nonetheless, she got us to the zoo and back just fine. Check out the lazy ass panda. It just sits in that crate thing for hours on end, just eating bamboo. The female panda was asleep when we were there. They can't share an enclosure, 'cos that would freak 'em out or something. Throughout the entire year, there's like a 3 day window when they both MIGHT show an interest in each other, if we're lucky. Although male panda would be like, "Hey, erm . . . you wanna, you know . . . get cosy?" and the female panda's like, "Erm . . . I dunno, I'm kinda tired again," and male panda's like, "Yeah, forget it. This bamboo ain't gonna eat itself anyway. Same time next year?" "I guess so. Wake me up if anything happens."
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