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Wednesday 1st February 2012

Is not two hours at Ikea enough?
Well, I say that, but two hours before closing time on a Tuesday evening is very different to two hours in the daytime in the middle of the weekend. As closing time approached it dawned on us that we still had a load of cardboard cuboids to pick up from the 'self-service warehouse area'. All but one of these cuboids are now propped up in the hallway, creaking to themselves every time someone walks past as if to say, "Aren't you going to assemble us soon? We don't assemble ourselves, you know." So yeah . . . and we managed to come back with no candles, no plants, no energy-efficient light bulbs and hardly any rubbish from the kitchen area (and nothing from the food shop).